The problem
In the past week, I’ve come to the conclusion I am attached to nothing; People, places or things, just nouns in general. And that is the most isolating feeling.
I am related to this cutie patootie. I really need to make an effort to see her more.
How do you think she would handle comfest? I may try and take her.
This is where I was this weekend.
Via Stinky Brooklyn: The annual Stinkfest, with a Cheese-Eating competition! Despite my copious consumption of cheese I’ve never been one for the competitive eating, but if you think you’ve got what it takes to win the belt…
To register for the Cheese Eating Contest of 2012, please call today at 718-596-CURD (2873). Do you have what it takes to be the next Cheese Champion??
DETAILS:
Sunday, June 24th 2012
CHEESE-EATING Contest at 2pm!!!
Live Music All Day
Sandwiches & Refreshments from Smith & Vine & Stinky Bklyn
KIDS HOURS 11am-1pm with KIDS BANDS! Audra anyone??? SHE RULES!
Dancing Permitted All Day
I just wet myself.
Hmm, how much would a ticker to NYC cost? I could hoof it the rest of the way…
(via miaushley)
Aww, shucks isn’t he cute?
I think we’re done here.
I’m just over it I guess.
Internet Shopping and Whitney
I don’t have the internet at my current residence. So when I get it, I have a laundry list of things I need to do.
Today I looked for:
an iPhone for my mom
shoes and cardigan for Leah’s wedding
apartment nick-nacks for the future abode
wedding gifts for Leah and Steven
mother’s day gifts for Mary
I’ve found 1 in the list.
I hate internet shopping, I get too overwhelmed. Ooof!
Hippy Stank Eliminated
Now, I’m interested in making something like this but the liquid and gritty consistency would keep me from wearing it. Not to mention I’m not at one with my body enough to allow myself to sweat in the pit area. I don’t like the feeling of it so I’ll stick with traditional deodorant.
A crack in my cynicism
I’m sick of hearing romantic songs and instead of unforgiving sarcasm, I kind of want to experience some of that. Makes me feel weak.
Now we could go into the laundry list of reasons why I probably feel that way, go through whatever issues I have with my dad/fat issues but lets cut to the chase. I’m freaking jaded as all get out.
I don’t think I can recall a relationship/dating experience where it wasn’t entirely one sided.
These are the things that bug me, and maybe the reason I wish to platonically marry my friend Allison. We’d be great together.
